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    September 11

    他就是那个幕后的亿万富翁

    “我负责接待照顾的这户叫XX,他们兄弟俩都在这个矿。哥哥经常被同队的湖北帮欺负,旷难前一周他辞职回家了。结果哥哥逃过一劫,弟弟被埋在了下面……”
    “别人吃饭都很多,只有妻子吃不下,孩子才五岁半。”
    “我每顿饭后都给小孩多买一瓶营养快线,但一次不能多买,否则就被同行的大人喝光了。”
    September 07

    一个自卑青年娶了一个问题少女,他们挖了天使的眼睛,让它们盲飞

    我看天气预报局的人该枪毙。他们破坏排演。
    September 04

    some people

    Some people, were born to sit by a river.
     
    Some get struck by lightning.
     
    Some have an ear for music.
     
    Some are artists.
     
    Some swim.
     
    Some know buttons.
     
    Some know Shakespeare.
     
    Some are mothers.
     
    And some people, dance.